I am Joe Blog’s Left Ventricle

Tue May 31, 2005

Get What You Need

Need half a day off and to prime your boss for giving you a raise?

Turn up in a suit, claim you have a job interview later in the day, and just leave early.

Mon May 23, 2005

Strippers are dumb man

If *I* had a vagina, *I* wouldn’t use it to shoot ping-pong balls.